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Recent Issues


All Writing From Madame Zoë Diack

Dec 2013

Horrorscopes: Cupid Clause

Find the pair of lips you really want kiss and lead them under the mistletoe this month because love is in the air. Every sign will have a total preoccupation with that good old emotion––love….Read full article

Nov 2013

Horrorscopes: Thanks for the Crap

This is the time of year that we are supposed to reflect and be thankful for the good things we have and all of the blessings that we receive. Endless Facebook posts reiterate that we are…Read full article

Oct 2013

Horrorscopes: Play it Cool

Everything changes. It’s what life is about. But like the seasons, life follows rhythms and patterns. The up, the down, the high, the low. If you pay close attention, you can feel the rhythm of…Read full article

Sep 2013

Horrorscopes: More than Saints Season

Even though it’s still too hot to feel the relief, now is the start of harvest season and the time for Virgos, the Virgin. And beginnings! Finally, the birth of many things you have been…Read full article

Aug 2013

Horrorscopes: These Are the Days

Things can get pretty intense in the heat of the Leo Sun. One minute you have something growing strong and tall and bearing fruit, and the next minute it’s gone… sometimes taken by the Sun,…Read full article

Jul 2013

Horrorscopes: Time to Cool Off

We are moving into the House of Cancer this month and what better way to honor Cancer’s and your own inner crab than to take to the water? If you didn’t heed last month’s advice…Read full article

Jun 2013

Horrorscopes: It’s Getting Hot in Here

Of course it’s getting hot in here! We are closer to the sun for the upcoming several months more than any other time of our yearly revolution. It makes the daylight hours longer, the air…Read full article

May 2013

Horrorscopes: Surviving the Deluge

Yes it is pouring! Pouring down rain, right on your head. Now the question is: is that a good or a bad thing? Bob Marley said “Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.”…Read full article

Apr 2013

Horrorscopes: Spring into Action

The sun comes back and spring is officially here. The most important step of this renewal is knowing that you survived the cold and rough times of 2012 and that this new time is just…Read full article

Mar 2013

Horrorscopes: You Don’t Need a Four-Leaf Clover

Luck is a funny word and great to rhyme with. But just like writing a good song, it takes more than luck. It actually takes skill, practice, effort and lots of previous mistakes—letting go and…Read full article

Feb 2013

Horrorscopes: Star-Crossed Love

Aaaah! Pink and red fluffyhearted capitalism, mixed with the smell of leftover Mardi Gras, is thick in the air: the perfect combination for romance. But remember, American holidays do not control your love life—you (and…Read full article

Jan 2013

Horroscopes: Who’s in Your House?

Yeah! Happy 2013! We are alive, the world still exists and the planets keep spinning and turning and churning and screwing with our lives. So here is just enough of a peek into your year…Read full article

Dec 2012

Horrorscopes: Big Planets, Bigger Plans

This time of Sagittarius is ruled by the planet Jupiter. Being the biggest of all planets, Jupiter’s effect on us all tends to lean to the over-abundant side. It may be in selfishness or in…Read full article